New 'Danger' reporting rules

 There is a new report going around about Apple iPods going up in flames. The CPSC has received 35 confirmed reports of this happening. Some news stations are going to run 'special reports' on this information. I have a new proposed rule. Next to every statistic, you need to report your chance of being hit by lighting right next to it. For example. Odds of your iPod exploding on you since 2001: 1 in 5,952,380 Odds of getting stuck by lighting since 2001: 1 in 87,719 People hit by lighting for every person's iPod exploding: 67 And as backup info, there are ~300,000,000 people in the US and 398 reported deaths and injuries from lighting strikes each year.